i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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