i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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