hell yes lets make some ravioli
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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