wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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