sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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