i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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