Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
