As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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