So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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