So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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