Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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