No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Randomize