big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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