READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
