We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
God I need to hump something, right now.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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