We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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