Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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