Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Randomize