I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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