He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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