Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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