Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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