'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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