I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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