No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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