I skipped work to stalk him.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Randomize
