And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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