i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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