its not stalking. its research.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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