why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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