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Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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