She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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