The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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