I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Vodka?
Forever.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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