Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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