I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
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Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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