I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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