Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Randomize
