Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
50% drunk capacity currently
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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