My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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