Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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