White coat. Heels.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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