just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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