i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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