what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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