ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Randomize
