I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
