Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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