grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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