I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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