omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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