That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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