David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I need to stop coming to work sober
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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